More from KV News in the Kittitas County area of Washington, Aug 28-31, 2009:
An older man was reportedly holding a cup and swaying back and forth on 18th Avenue.
Maybe he was just the first person in one of those "Hands Across America" chains? And was holding a cup until he could find someone's hand to hold. Ever think of that??
A woman was reportedly talking to herself while waiving to traffic with a beer in her hand on Manitoba Avenue.
See? She was probably just talking on her Bluetooth to the swaying guy, and on her way to hold his hand and sway with him. Sheesh, you people have a hair-trigger on calling 911, don'tcha??
A woman was reportedly screaming during a violent confrontation on Anderson Street.
Come to think of it, I haven't experienced many violent confrontations where the participants discuss matters in a calm, collected manner.
A 30-year-old heavyset man was reportedly riding a bicycle in the middle of the roadway on Main Street in Ellensburg.
Perhaps this was just his attempt to turn himself into a 30-year-old man of average height and weight. Leave a bike-riding fatty alone, at least he's not on the couch eatin' chips. SHARE THE ROAD and SHADDUP!!!
The power was reportedly out on Gee Whiz Road.
Gee Whiz Road?? Seriously? That's AWESOME.
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