From the Yankton Press & Dakotan. Take note of the date: August 28, 2009.
• Police received a report of a possible robbery/terroristic threats that allegedly took place on Aug. 4. The incident was reported at 4 a.m. Friday. The incident is under investigation.
No...there's nothing odd about this. Heck, every time I'm not sure whether or not I've been robbed by a terrorist sleeper cell, I wait the requisite 20-30 days before reporting the incident to the police. Oh, and I make sure to alert the police several hours before sunrise. That way, I don't sound like a crazy person.
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